Men

Men! ohhh such a wonderful topic..dont we loove them..dont our lives revolve around them..we cant live without them..soo not!! but this is exctly what they want to hear!
i was scrolln through my blog and realized that every blog post is veery veery depressing..well that's just me! my life is a bit depressing these days..bit! a complete understatement..well about that later..anyway i dont know what made me decide to write about this wonderful species today of all days....a day when the whole world seems to rubbing in my face the fact that...that something!
well i do know what got me thinking about these ohh soo wonderful males who were soo generous enough to part with one of their ribs so that we could be created!!! seriously u think God couldnt have created us without a man's rib? In my opinion that was God's only mistake! If he realy needed a rib to create us maybe he should have borrowed one from a dog or a giraffe or maybe mmmm.....a lion! at least they would have shut up about it and not made it the one and only excuse to claim that they are superior to women! seriously just coz we were a product of one solitary rib that unfortunately belonged to that arrogant self opinionated twit called a man does not give them the right to think that a woman's life revolves around them!
this is why i loove blogging! i can thrash whoever i want in anyway i like and it gives me great pleasure in doing soo:) today "men" will be my victim. this blog post will probably be one of those never ending ones which i shall add to with each passing day a new observation i make about this wonderful species that love to confuse us and muddle us and in short make life hell for us women! well ofcourse they dont realy mean to do this but that is what they end up doing after all and yet stubbornly refuse to accept the fact, which is what in turn makes us want to thrash their heads with a cricket bat!!! --a big hug to all you men out there who might feel just a teeny bit hurt after hearing this!!

anyway before i start off i must say that my observations are purely my own! they are based purely on the men i have met,this includes the asshole, the confused idiot, the sweet guy, the one who means to be nice yet ends up being not-so-nice etc etc etc, the ones i meet everyday and the ones i'm yet to meet!! I stand by the fact that these observations are the rule when it comes to "men"!! but ofcourse there may be the exceptions to the rule, the one odd one who is like a rare gem in a pool of pebbles and rocks!! unfortunatly such rare gems rarely find their way towards me. sigh!! well my fingers are crossed in the hope that i may one day come across that one solitary soul who will be an exception to the rule-in other words a man who is not an asshole!! is that possible??geez that's like looking for a woman without boobs!!! and the day i find this "exception-to-the-rule" i shall end this blog entry! sigh! i pity my poor grand daughter who in all likeliness will have to continue this blog and maybe pass it on to her grand daughter as well=) such is the unlikeliness of ever finding that rare gem!! we shall have to make do with rocks and pebbles! so at least this a good way of getting out the frustration!
( "men" does not include fathers!! i loove my thathi and he is probably the only gem i'll ever know!)

so yes to get to my point...my first observation.

Men hate it when they ask you how you are and you go like "I'm super! I'm fantastic! I'm doing absolutly great!!" they hate the positive attitude!! its the only way you can get them to to shut up! i know coz i did it and i made a man shut up! see the thing is they dont expect that reaction from us..they expect us to be like.."i'm ok" something negative! i think its like an ego booster for them when we are negative! Men are such egotistic creatures that they love to think that they are an indispensable part of a female's world. I guess in a way it makes then feel good to know that we need them to make ourselves feel good! so even if you are feeling down dont show them!!!that's all they need to complete their stupid sense of superiority! well its ok to pity the poor fellows once in awhile and give then the feeble"i'm ok"...after all little kids need to be given some love and attention at times!